it’s finally happening. we’re going to be millionaires! this week, we’re teasing our first premium content episode where Producer Bob and I provide commentary for Episode Zero. how do you gain access to this sweet, sweet full episode? head to our Patreon and, for just $12.99, you’ll gain access to our member community of Officer Bobs. this is a one-time fee and we guarantee you’ll never pay anything more ever again for exclusive access. the community will be routinely updated with premium content, you’ll have first dibs at merchandise, and you’ll be able to tell your friends, “I paid some guy on the internet for shit I talk about on duty anyway.” suckers. thanks so much for your support and enjoy. by the way, we have a special promo code for our social media followers, so please be sure to check out our links.