Don’t you hate it when a guy’s so much better than you? It’s even worse when he’s nice, well-liked, and he’s got six-pack abs. Even two out of the three is annoying. Today, we’re talking to Officer “D,” a hard worker just doing his job with discipline and restraint. He knows that the immense power of not only his job but his very particular set of skills (yes, it’s a “Taken” reference from 2008, get over it) only increases the burden and responsibility of serving the populace. He’s the textbook definition of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you have to.” Or however the stupid saying goes.