He’s basically me, but not Asian.  And he smells better.  Maybe it’s a form of narcissism to immediately gravitate toward someone who shares the same ideals as you.  Then again, it could just be a breath of fresh air to meet someone who does his damn job.  Today’s guest was trapped in the Bermuda Triangle – or at least his god damned cell phone tower was – but took time out to talk to us.  Do you agree with our assessment?  What kind of cop are you?