Even though it’s an audio medium, there are speakers whose voice makes you light up when you listen to them. Today’s guest is one of those rare people who mix kindness, gentleness, and professionalism into a beautiful palette. But don’t get it twisted: he’ll handle business and do it with a smile. I didn’t know he’d been promoted until we recorded, so, congratulations, Sarge, we are honored that you serve us. But you’re paying for the god damned lunch next time.